Miss Marmelstein

Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Oh, why is it always miss marmelstein´
Miss marmelstein´ miss marmelstein´
Other girls get called by their first names right away
They get cozy intimate ... do you know what i mean´
Nobody calls me: "hey, baby doll!"
Or "honey dear" or "sweetie pie"
Even my first name would be preferable
Though it´s terrible, it might be better: it´s yetta!
Or perhaps my second name that´s tessye
Spells t-e-s-s-y-e!
But no, no, it´s always miss marmelstein!
You´d think at least miss m. they could try...
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Oh, i could die!
I´m a very willing secretary
Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate
Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment
It´s great i mean simply great
But the aggravation of my situation
I might as well get it off my chest
It´s the drum appellation
Oh pardon the big words i apply
But i was an english major at c.c.n.y.
Drum appellation!
Well, literally i am persistently addressed
Persistently, perpetually, continually and inevitably addressed!
Believe me, it could drive a person positively psychosomatic
Why is it always miss marmelstein´
Miss marmelstein´ miss marmelstein´
Other girls get called by their nick names right away
Slightly naughty or riske
Do you know what i mean´ ha! ha...mmmmmmm!
Nobody calls me : "koo-chee-koo" or "boobala" or "passion pie"
Even "hey there babe!" thought not respectable
Ain´t so objectable
It´s kind of crummy but chummy
Of course if i got married, that would do it
So, where´s the lucky guy´ ha...
Till then it still is miss marmelstein!
Everyday i get more and more fast
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Oh...oh...oh...!
I could bust!

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