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Insane Clown Posse

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If

If I was your tv I´d be like "Look at me"

If I was a shooting star I´d be like "Peace!"

If I was a fat bitches thong I´d be like "Hell naw!´

If I was a hotties thong I´d be like "Awwww..."

If I was a cuss word I´d just be like "fuck"

If I was a rock on the moon I´d be chillin´ like "Sup?"

If I was a butthole I´d just be an exit

If I was the D.O.C. I´d be like "man this is bullshit"

If I was the tires on your car I´d be like "NEEEAAAWWW"

If I was the bumper on your car I´d be like "Aww fuck"

If I was a balloon I´d be like "pap"

If I was Allysa Milano I´d be fucking Joe Bruce

If I was a radio DJ I´d probably say "the point 103"

If I was a richy ass bitch I´d be like "umm...ok"

If I was Spin magazine I´d put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! And

I won´t read this, even us motherfucker!"

If I was your mental stress I´d be catching up

If I was your headaches every now and then I´d be like "THONNNKK!!"

If I was your tongue I´d be hating your teeth I´d be like "Man why do

you try to bite me every time we try to eat?"

If I was a chair I´d be like "Sit here"

If I was Kid Rock I´d cut my feathered wolf hair

If I was your muffler I´d be like "Shhh, quietly"

If I was a price tag I´d be like "You ain´t buying me"

If I was a fresh ass DJ I´d be like [records scratch]

If I was Jam Master J I´d be like [records scratch]

If I was a cheap clock radio I´d be like [static]

"Tune that motherfucker in"

If I was Barry White I´d be like "What up y´all?"

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If I was nipple in the cold I´d be like "Boing"

If I was your dead uncle I´d be like "....."

If I was a raindrop I´d just be like "drip"

And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"



[Chorus]

If I was, if I was, but I´ll never be

If I was, if I was, but I´ll never be

If I was, if I was, but I´ll never be

If I was, if I was, but I´ll never be

If I was, if I was, but you´re killing me

If I was, if I was. but you´re killing me



If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I´d fly through the air into and

ocean of juggalos

If I was Andre The Giant "This is how I´d be talking"

If I was Father MC I´d be like "Now what happened?"

If I was a mirror, I´d find another mirror

and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear

If I was a slider I´d slide out your butt

I´d be floatin´ in your toilet lookin´ at you like "What?"

If I was a pilot I´d be like "This is air traffic control"

If I was John Denver I´d be like "Nooooooo!!!!"

If I was a switch I´d be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo"

If I was a London cop car I´d be like "Wee-oop wee-oop"

If I was Chewbacca I´d get a fresh ass fade

If I was Vanilla Ice I´d be like "Fuck y´all. I´m still paid"

If I was a stop sign I´d just be like "Stop"

If I was your wooden leg I´d still be giving you the hip-hop

[Chorus}


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